- Tumblr: Man, we sure do wish there was more LGBT content in mainstream cinema!
- Hollywood: That's fantastic! See, we just made this movie about a queer teenaged girl assassin and she meets this other girl while on the run and they have this romanc-
- Tumblr: Oh, we don't care about that.
- Hollywood: Wait, what?
- Tumblr: See, we're mostly into shipping, like, not actually gay characters? But we can pretend they're gay? And then we can call ourselves progressive for wanking off to it?
- Hollwood: But . . . these girls are actually queer . . .
- Tumblr: *has already gone back to Johnlock*
- Hollywood: Back to the hoyay mines it is, then.
Life doesn’t get easier or more forgiving; we get stronger and more resilient.
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